I’m a Duke and You’re Not

I'm a Duke and You're Not
Words and Music by JP Andrews


Well I've heard some people talkin'
'Bout the high road I've been walkin'
Well it's really more about the things
That I can't live without
I've got the finest clothes their makin'
And the greatest care I've taken'
Not to dress like those below me
Yeah you who used to know me
Won't believe the things I've got
'Cause I'm a duke and you're not

I'm a duke and you're not
I can throw those option shots
I live the sound of ringin' mettle
Hey there's one more for the kettle
I'm a duke and you're not
Come and get it while it's hot
You set 'em up I'll knock 'em down
Pound those guys into the ground
I'm here to show you what I've got
'Cause I'm a duke and you're not

When it comes to heavy fightin'
There some things I really like
First there's the fact that I'm the winner
I never have to buy my dinner
It doesn't matter what I'm sayin'
It's my word they'll be obeyin'
'Sides most people are just weenies
All my queens where string bikinis
I am really hot to trot
'Cause I'm a duke and you're not

I'm a duke and you're not
I can throw those option shots
I live the sound of ringin' mettle
Hey there's one more for the kettle
I'm a duke and you're not
Come and get it while it's hot
You set 'em up I'll knock 'em down
Pound those guys into the ground
I'm here to show you what I've got
'Cause I'm a duke and you're not

Now those other peers they thing they know
A little 'bout the kingdom
And they way that things should be
Yeah but if they did they'd see
That it's the fighting men that matter
And the world would surely shatter
If I didn't play the game
Things would never be the same
And that's why I'm at the top
'Cause I'm a duke and you're not

I'm a duke and you're not
I can throw those option shots
I live the sound of ringin' mettle
Hey there's one more for the kettle
I'm a duke and you're not
Come and get it while it's hot
You set 'em up I'll knock 'em down
Pound those guys into the ground
I'm here to show you what I've got
'Cause I'm a duke and you're not

Now I've heard that somewhere out there
There's this guy who likes to sing
Who likes to tell his little stories
Oh and wait there's even more
He's got this little song he's singin'
'Bout some fighters that he's zingin'
And some say that one's about me
But I won't give them cause to doubt me
There's no reason to get hot
'Cause I'm a duke and he's not

I'm a duke and he's not
He can't block my option shot
He doesn't even have a Cressent
On the field he isn't present
I'm a duke and he's not
And all he can do is natter
He can have his chitter chatter
Of the things that really mater
He's a little I'm a lot
'Cause I'm a duke and he's not

I'm a duke and you're not
I can throw those option shots
I live the sound of ringin' mettle
Hey there's one more for the kettle
I'm a duke and you're not
Come and get it while it's hot
You set 'em up I'll knock 'em down
Pound those guys into the ground
I'm here to show you what I've got
'Cause I'm a duke and you're not


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